go do what you do best...puke behind churches
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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