You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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