U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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