this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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