If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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