i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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