Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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