Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
a search helicopter?!
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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