Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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