bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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