Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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