Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Nicole vs. Life
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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