I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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