you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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