My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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