Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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