thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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