How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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