I love black thongs
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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