It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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