dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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