I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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