theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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