You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
You are a genius and a whore.
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