how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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