he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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