I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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