He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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