is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I am one with the molecules
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
