it wasn't lemon gatorade
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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