he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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