I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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