all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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