I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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