They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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