last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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