No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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