I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
