So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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