I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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