How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
third nipple confirmed
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Randomize
