i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
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