Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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