i would punch a child for taco bell
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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