One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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