what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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