i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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