Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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