I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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