Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Can you bring me the toilet please
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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