I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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